Even know I am going crazy right now, my kids have been driving me bonkers
all day long. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna write about the stupid things I do.
Did I just say "even know" and not "even though"....
Ohhhh, you thought that was a typo didn't you?
Oh no no no... that's how I say it.
Please do not even tell me YOU never say anything stupid.
Welcome to 50 SHADES OF STUPID!
The Brand New Link Up where we tell on all the stupid things we do and say!
Now, it's YOUR turn, Grab a button, tell me something dumb you did last week,
last month, last year, 14 years ago...or maybe something you do regularly!
I am ready to get my giggle on. You know, the giggle you get when you are alone.
At your computer. Smiling like a monkey. That giggle.
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Here's a few more of mine!
THIS ONE I didn't even realize until a week ago when I was babysitting.
My daughter and her two friends were playing wedding.
One of the little girls starts singing "Here comes the bride."
In my head I was singing along with it and I sang "All dressed and wide..."
Meanwhile she sang, "all dressed in white..."
ohhhhhh... is that how it goes? I always wondered why we would sing
about the bride being 'dressed and wide.'
Here's a facebook status of mine. From a few weeks ago.
That awkward moment when you're a pedestrian approaching a corner the same time as
2 vans full of firefighters and they wait for you to cross the street. But instead of crossing,
you look down and pretend you were turning the corner, going down the street they are on...
Until they are out of view, and then you cross the street & say to your dog
"let's go this way instead" just in case the firefighters that are now a block away saw you,
they might be able to 'hear you' and they would know that you simply
"changed your mind." Yeah, that.
It's true. I actually did that. What?
I got far more embarrassed in jr high and high school than I do now.
Now I am willing to admit what a dweeb I am. Then it wasn't so funny. Like that time
the teacher asked me to read a 'math problem' out loud and I did and it said something like
Sam had 16 lbs of sugar, etc. Only I didn't know lbs stood for pounds.
So instead of saying 16 lbs, I said 16 labels. I heard kids snickering, and I was like
"What? 16 labeled." It's labeled 16. I mean, 16 with a label. You know..."
Yeah, I made it worse. Shoulda just left it at 16 labels and been done with it.
What STUPID things have YOU done?
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